The Most Dangerous Man On Earth

Who is Agent Red?

I'm a tinkerer who likes to push technology to its limits. I enjoy messing with networks and websites, especially when they're not mine >:D

I'm a programmer, web designer, visual artist, musician, professional street ninja, philantropist, but above all, I'm an asshole, and I'm not ashamed of it. I love being the antagonist, I leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot, I don't let fat old women sit in public transport, I find women with big breasts really hot, people who cross me always get shot. Born a villain, the rest you can fill in.

Agent Red fucked up my PC. What can I do?

1. Have you tried restarting it?

If not, don't bother because it won't help LOL!

2. Go to the library -

Because that's the only kind of browsing you'll be doing from now on LMAO!

3. Hang your s -

suit on the hanger and rest. You'll need to run real fast to escape the missiles that have been launched at your house LOL!